Hoosier memento

The crazy hot-humid weather has me remembering last summer, and all the fun/crazy things about Indiana. Here's a taste...

1. Showering in heels to avoid killer cockroaches.
2. Shirts that say "Hoosier Daddy?"
   
3. Ass bikes personally fixed with the assistance of the hippies.
4. Riding on assbikes in skirts.
   
5. The random travelling Canadian songwriter who sang us love songs at the fountain.
6. Fun floormates, cool classmates, and amazing friends.
7. Chocolate cake made with sour cream. (Jon: you can do that!?!?!)
   
8. Being known as the crazy Canadian.
9. Celebrating Canada Day in red boxers, a red hat, and temporary tatoos.
10. Celebrating Independence Day more than the Americans.
11. BBQs. Beer.
12. Partying until dawn. Skinny dipping. Spending the day at the winery. And only looking moderatly hung over.
    
13. Chiggers.
    
14. Hicks in pick-ups. (Alternatively, being picked up by hicks.)
    
15. "Volim tebe" and other random foreign words/phrases. (FYI ass-boobi-man means "tool" in tajik).

So to all those Hoosiers out there, I miss ya'! If you're ever in TO, drop me a line.